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Latest Albums

  • Places to Play

    Places to Play 04/10/2010

    Here are some of the unusual and evocative places I have found in our fair city and the surrounding countryside.
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  • things in a jar

    things in a jar 07/28/2010

    I'm doing work for the State-Fair Haunted House. Mostly creepy little "things in a jar," but other stuff too. Watch this space for more info... »

  • found along the way

    found along the way 07/28/2010

    I can't help but collect the things I love to look at. Sadly I don't know the provenance or source of many of these. Feel free to download any of them or send me a link to things... »

  • some things I made

    some things I made 07/28/2010

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  • Pipe-Cleaners

    Pipe-Cleaners 07/29/2010

    Here is a sample of the various little people I made for an art show at Jen's Jackrabbit Lounge. »

  • Shurtz Collection

    Shurtz Collection 08/02/2010

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